Message In a Bottle

To quote “The Simpsons”

If only one person in a million finds something funny on this website, we invoke the

Dennis Miller Quotient.

DID YOU KNOW!

Since the perennial estimate of the numbers of stars in the universe is greater than all the grains of sand in all of Earth’s beaches, deserts, and dunes. Logic dictates that naming a grain of sand for someone you love should be proportionally
MORE valuable, therefore more expensive than its celestial counterpart? What a bargain!

SAND UP SCOUT!

We know the orignal line from the movie TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, “Miss Lean Louise,
stand up! Your farther’s passin’.”

We pay homage to Harper Lee.

We honor our military by
donating a portion of the
proceeds from each sale of any
Sand showing this yellow ribbon
to U.S. veterans’ organizations.

PRODUCTS

HALL OF FAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITY SAND

PRODUCTS

HALL OFFAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITYSAND

PRODUCTS

HALL OFFAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITYSAND

Message In a Bottle

HALL OF
FAME

CELEBRITY
SAND

HALL OF
FAME

CELEBRITY
SAND