Lower Your Expectations.

Why name someone a star when you can
name them something much, much smaller?

Tiny grain. Big gesture. Questionable value.

C’mon... TRY IT!

For just $1, name a grain of sand after your best friend, your soulmate, your mom, your dog, your ex, or that person you're still holding a completely reasonable grudge against.

WAIT… YOU NAME SAND? WATCH THE VIDEO

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An introduction to whats
it is all about.

Go Pound Sand

Some people deserve flowers. Others deserve this.

Go ahead. Tell them to pound sand.

SEND THEM SAND

We all have that person. Now they can have their very own bottle of sand. Give it lovingly, anonymously, passive-aggressively, or with direct eye contact. We don't judge.

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Jim Gaffigan

$9.99

Pasty white Sand (not our best seller)

Physical Postcard

A physical postcard can be sent to alert the recipient or if the recipient does not have email

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To quote “The Simpsons”

If only one person in a million finds something funny on this website, we invoke the

Dennis Miller Quotient.

DID YOU KNOW!

Since the perennial estimate of the numbers of stars in the universe is greater than all the grains of sand in all of Earth’s beaches, deserts, and dunes. Logic dictates that naming a grain of sand for someone you love should be proportionally
MORE valuable, therefore more expensive than its celestial counterpart? What a bargain!

SAND UP SCOUT!

We know the orignal line from the movie TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, “Miss Lean Louise,
stand up! Your farther’s passin’.”

We pay homage to Harper Lee.

We honor our military by
donating a portion of the
proceeds from each sale of any
Sand showing this yellow ribbon
to U.S. veterans’ organizations.

PRODUCTS

HALL OF FAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITY SAND

PRODUCTS

HALL OF FAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITY SAND

PRODUCTS

HALL OF FAME

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

CELEBRITY SAND

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Jim Gaffigan

$9.99

Physical Postcard