The Person to Whom You Are Bequeathing
the Named Grain of Sand:
Please type on the certificate directly
SAMPLE
Sand of the Hour Glass
You've got ONE hour!
To quote “The Simpsons”
If only one person in a million finds something funny on this website, we invoke the
Dennis Miller Quotient.
DID YOU KNOW!
Since the perennial estimate of the numbers of stars in the universe is greater than all the grains of sand in all of Earth’s beaches, deserts, and dunes. Logic dictates that naming a grain of sand for someone you love should be proportionally
MORE valuable, therefore more expensive than its celestial counterpart? What a bargain!
SAND UP SCOUT!
We know the orignal line from the movie TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, “Miss Lean Louise,
stand up! Your farther’s passin’.”
We pay homage to Harper Lee.
We honor our military by
donating a portion of the
proceeds from each sale of any
Sand showing this yellow ribbon
to U.S. veterans’ organizations.
